Sting for Sale

Ancient priceless Sword from the Shire

For the low price of 100 shillings

Sting is a very special sword. Not too long ago it was used to fend off the terrible hobbit swine gollum. And this sword will protect the wielder from all mythical creatures, from goblins to orcs. It glows up cerulean when these terrible things show up. This sword has also been touched by the one ring, and that may be of some value to most people. This is a limited time offer. Buy it now!
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