The Boney News at Mammothville
By: Chief Editor Syra Castillo
Extra! Extra! BREAKING NEWS!
The findings were incredible that David Muir from ABC World News came to interview the local archaeologists, Dr. Federico De La Rosa Santiago de Chile and Dr. Margarito Jimenez de Soto. There they talked about how long it took them to dig up the fossils. It took them exactly 10 years for the pair.
The Ecosystem is Free!
The ecosystem finally has a chance to live for thousands of years, now! Our children's children will have the ability of seeing grass grow all around them without having the fear of mammoths coming to eat it all up. Mammoths are nice and all, but they were leaving the Earth dried up because of their need for grass or herbs.
The Religious Scope
On the other hand, the local elder for the non-believers, Tony Bucktooth, said that this would bring negative news to our town, because now people would not want to be at their homes on Saturdays, when his fellow followers are out knocking on people's doors. The citizens of our town would be at the mammoth site trying to help dig up new findings.