Iguana Guy Wants to Fly!!
By: Daniel Wheeler
My Name is...Iguana Greg and I want to have a bird wife. People look at me rough on the outside but I am really soft on the inside. I would walk on all fours to get to you. I need somebody to warm up my cold blood. I would lay a million eggs just for you.
I want you to be a red bird. I need your feathery wings to fly me to cloud nine. I want to please you so your warm blood actually boils. I need someone with two legs to run fast. Your hard eggs would stop me from cracking them open and eating an omelet.