Want a job forever?!
Become a parent!
Job Requirements
- Must be above the age of 25
- Must have stable job and income
- Democratic-Passive parenting style
- Ability to work under high stress
- Very responsible
- Being playful and childish is recommended
Great, and not so great, reasons to be a parent
- Free hugs and kisses with unconditional love
- Lack of sleep for the first few years (5 hours on average)
- Less time to spend with your significant other
- You get to see them grow up and become successful adults
- You'll feel extremely accomplished for all the work you've done
- Less time to sit down and relax
- Additional company if you're ever feeling lonely
- Great playmates
- Have to give up on your own needs for theirs sometimes
What a child needs
What every child needs
- Interaction-Interaction drastically impacts a child's life even directly from birth
- Touch- It's how children learn new things at a very young age and can show they're loved
- Stabile relationships- Learning can be very difficult without love from a mother/father
- A Safe and Healthy Environment- Make sure nothing hazardous from the environment can harm the child
- Self-esteem- It takes some time for the child to control their feelings
- Quality Childcare- You need someone to take care of your kids during work
- Communication- To help them learn how to express what they need early on
- Play- Play is the biggest way a child learns
- Music- It greatly helps the child with math, logic, and also self-confidence
- Reading- It helps the imagination of a child and teaches them a life skill