SDS for Danium
One of a kind
Atomic qualities
Element Name: Danium
Atomic Mass: 127kg
Symbol: Dg
Discoverers: Mr. and Mrs. Gold
Occurs: High quantities in the United States Low quantities in Dallas Museum of Art
Physical Properties
Surface Properties: pale skin, brown eyes, brown hair
Boils: When interrupted by others
Melts: When no homework is assigned
Can cause high amounts of joy in others
Sad when lonely
Happy when with friends
Stubborn and unyielding when bored
Chemical Properties
Repelled by homework
Attracted to Sports
May explode spontaneously when angered
Requires copious amounts of food
Is inert if sleepy
Will repel annoying people
Impervious to hateful comments