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This week in our weekly and daily magazine we tell the secret of Henry VIII, our king' divorce with Catherine of Aragon, and the marriage of Anne Boleyn. All your questions will be answered on this paper. Hope you enjoy this!!!

YESTERDAY IT WAS TOLD TO SOLICITERS AND COURT MAGISTRATES THAT England is free from the Roman Catholic Church. Henry VIII was said that we were under a spell, set by the Pope, priests and monks. It was late revealed that Henry could keep the churches in better state, and that they also did not follow instructions made by the Pope himself. So he ordered out his Cheif Counciller and his men to go and check the Roman Catholic Churches. In one of the churches they found a woman lying naked with a monk in bed appartly, there was one that said the older preists and monks played gambling and drunk wine, while the other smaller ones were either praying or doing chores. Although Henry ordered the Catholic Churches to be burned down, and new ones built, he only left two untouched because he liked them. The trail continues, for Henry to build more churches, for more news read or paper's next week.

Comments from Henry:

It's not my fault actually, all I want is to full fill may father's wish, to have a son to be rightful on the throne. Thank you for all the people who have not gone against me for divorcing Catherine, and parting from from the catholic Church. But to those people who do, just think about others before starting an upraise, where people will get hurt and killed. All I want is peace for England, but I knew it was bad to separate from the Roman Catholic Church. Think about it, people of England, what would happen when I die? Other people will try and challenge the king's authority, and if they won, what would happen? Will you be treated really badly and some of you get killed, for you not approving them to be the king? Really all I real want as a king, is to keep everyone safe and away from harm.

Comments from Catherine of Aragon:

How can he do that, that idiot. He has disobeyed God and the rules of the Church. How stupid can he get!!! He will rot in hell for doing that. I have had enough of him, from when I met him, he was chubby, and showed nothing but cowardice. If it wasn't said on the Bible that your brother had to take your wife after he died, I will probably have married to someone more brave than Henry. Even though, I am the Queen, I still have authority, I gave him a daughter, and what does he give me? Pressure of having another child. And he knows nothing but money and women, sleeping with one when I have my back to him. I hope the public will protest and kick him of the throne. He can the throne be given to him, even a peasant will be more cleverer than him.

Comments from Anne Boleyn:

Finally, I have married Henry, he really is the man that I was looking for, strong, brave and powerful. But not based on his looks though, obviously. How can Catherine speak to Henry like that. If I was Henry, I would have divorced her without even hesitating. She is so religious, no wonder people thought she was weird and fasting most of the days. Although, are marriage was successful, we would like to thank the King's chief Councillor, the Archbishop of Canterbury, for marrying us together, and the rest of the people that made me and Henry's wedding so wonderful. Wish us luck, we hope to get a boy for our child, to take the throne!!!

Comments from the Public:

Bishop of Canterbury says:'Well done! Congratulations of being a father. I really hope it's a boy'.

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Thomas Walton says:'How dare you divorce Catherine, if it was for her being married to you. We would have forced you off the throne. Now every Catholic country would now'.

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Monk Wandent says:'The Catholic was my life, now that you have burned down all the churches, what should I do? Probably me and some fellow monks will go back to the Pope and complain about it'.

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