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Job Description

President has two roles: chief executive of the federal government and Commander in Chief of the armed forces. As Commander in Chief, you have the authority to send troops into battle, and have the final say if nuclear weapons should be used. As chief executive, you enforce laws, treaties, and court rulings.


Must have lived in the United States for at least 14 years, must be a natural born citizen, and must be at least 35 years old. Some informal qualifications include: government/political experience, mental stability, skill in debating, and college education.


$400,000 salary, $50,000/year expense account, $100,000/year travel expenses. Live in the White House with a personal staff of 400-500. Protection by Secret Service for life and for your immediate family. Access to Camp David, a retreat that many Presidents use for vacation or to meet with other heads of state. Access to personal airplane, Airforce One.