The Tea Act
~Everyone gets tea except you~
April 27, 1773
Colonists of America,
The Tea Act shall allow the East India Company to ship and sell tea tax free so they don't go bankrupt. However, you and your little merchants still do because we hate you. #sorrynotsorry :)
-King George III's Parliament
YOUR TEA
You must pay for it.
THEIR TEA
They don't because we like them and don't want their company to die.
THE TEA ACT
Don't boycott us or we'll kill you. (SPOILER ALERT.)
About Us
We are King George III's Parliament (Evan and Brie) and you must obey.
Email: wehatecolonists@gmail.com
Website: websitesdonotexistyet.com
Location: England, United Kingdom
Phone: (000)-000-0000