The Slippery Christmas
by Joe l.& Carter w.
The Slippery Christmas
One day before Christmas, when Mrs.Claus, who was Santa's favorite cook, was making her famous cookies for Santa’s trip to deliver toys for all the good little boys and girls, she accidentally put 10 cups of Crisco and thought oh well Crisco should make the cookies big so Santa can have a lot to give the reindeer on their journey. They were about to head out when all the sudden Santa slipped while getting in the sleigh ops must of hit ice oh well gotta go deliver all the toys to all the girls and boys. Once Santa made his first stop he slid down the chimney so fast he almost yelled and woke the children, who would be very happy to see him, he thought why is this happening? I just don't get it, did they slick the chimney with grease? So he put the presents under the tree and goes to go up the chimney and slips and tries again and slips so he called his reindeer to throw a rope down to help him up and they throw a rope down and he finally got out and gave the reindeer a cookie each. I wouldn't need a rope if i hadn't eaten the cookies. They took off for the next house and when they got there he told the reindeer to land and they went to land and they just slipped off the roof! So he got up and slipped and got up again and tried to land the sleigh and the same result so Santa, seeing a roll of duck tape on the floor of the sled, he put duct it on the bottom of the sleigh to make the sled stick to the roof. “To the roof!” shouted Santa. They finally got on the roof and put the toys under the tree, he finished giving the kids their toys. At the North Pole Mrs.Claus made cake that was so dry you could put in the ocean and drain the ocean of all water.