Eat Some Watermelons
Got some watermelons here that need eating! Please help!
Got too many watermelons, my guy.
I (Victoria King) have a ton of watermelons around my yard that need to go. Come over and eat all you want-- but you can't take any home. You can only eat them on my yard because a witch cursed them to stay only within my property. If you take one, you'll be cursed, too. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
EAT THE MELONS
Wednesday, Feb. 3rd, 12am to Tuesday, May 31st, 11:45pm
Sulphur Springs, TX
Bring a Friend! Bring some salt if you want! Kids welcome at noon time, but not after 4:00pm.
Don't bring food! We got melons!
You don't have to RSVP-- just show up! Wear something comfy because you can't leave until you eat at least twenty watermelons. Completely free!
EAT THESE WATERMELONS, PLEASE.