FOR SALE

MIKAELA ZARESTER

SHE ONE CRAZY KID

IF YOU WANNA OWN A MONKEY BUY MIKAELA.

MIKAELA IS A GURL WHO IS CRAZY AND CONSTANTLY TALKS NONSTOP.

YOU'LL NEVER GET LONELY.

SHES GOOD COMPANY.

ALWAYS WEARS HAIR IN BUN.

VERY CRITCAL ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE.

SHARES HER OPINION WITHOUT THINKING.

SHE LAUGHS AT OTHERS EVEN IF IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS.

SHE CANT SHUT UP.

SHE HATES CUTE DOGS AND LOVES UGLY ONES.

SHE EATS AT MCDONALDS EVERYDAY.

SHE HATES CUTE PEOPLE.

SHE RAPES ME IN CORNERS.

SHE CALLS ME BABY.

SHE ONE CRAZY KID.

ILL PAY YOU 100 DOLLARS IF YOU TAKE HER AWAY FROM ME AND DONT GIVE HER BACK!