Recipe of an American
how to begin...
Preheat oven to 420 degrees *
Coat the pan with a tablespoon of national pride
Then a dash of courage
Next...
Get a bowl to mix the dry ingredients in
You will need two cup of personality
half of a cup of happiness
& two teaspoons of diversity
Some examples of normal Americans...
Savannah
spunky & funky
Sarah
focussed & shy
Kyra
overenthusiastic & crazy
Expected to be a yummy treat
ANOTHER STEP?!
You will need a new bowl for the wet ingredients:
- get two cups full of opinion
- one half of a cup of unity
- lastly, to make the most perfect american you will need one table spoon acceptance
ARE WE DONE?! (LAST STEP)
pour wet ingredients into the dry bowl
mix very thoroughly
scoop mixture into pan and cook for 25 to 35 minutes
*only for high altitude states such as Colorado and California.