You hate them, but you won't stop wearing them!

Sales pitch

Are you tired of holey socks? Well I sure am. Today I am selling a sock that will completely disintegrate when the slightest hole is made. I know this sounds absurd but, now you will never have those embarrassing moments when you realize your sock has a hole in it. For just 20 easy payments of $19.95 you will never have a holey sock again!
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"No socks are better than Holey socks!"