Loyalist

The reason you should be a loyalist is because you can have all the finest clothing and buy all the tea you want for the very best prices, the reason why you shouldn't be a patriot is because they want their freedom and fair rights and they don't want to pay the taxes they deserve, you will also be safe cause of our 8 million soldiers, you can also rule those pesky patriots and we also have the best farming lands and even more rights, King George that gives us various goods but still makes us pay taxes we also own slaves.