House For Sale
A Cheap Asking Price of: $1,000,000
The House is Move-in Ready
All of the mice have been asked to leave. The plumbing leaks have been resolved with nice deep pots to collect the water. We even threw in a couple skylight holes in the roof!
A Cheap $1,000,000
Bathroom
Lovely view from the loo
Garage
There's even a garage to store your Cadillac!
Included Furniture
Some furniture is included. The pieces would be a stool collectors dream!
What's Not to Love?
This beautiful home is priced to sell! It is on prime real estate near the local dumps. After working a hard day of work, one could sit out on the balcony and enjoy the views!