Welcome To Alaska!

Land of cold and bears

Alaska? What were you thinking?

It's really cold here. I mean REALLY cold. Is it cold in the winter where you live? Remember that time when you felt sorry for the people of Canada because they were north of you and so colder? We are north of Canada.

We have animals that want to eat you. Some are a big as a SMART Car. They have claws and teeth. They are always hungry and in a bad mood.

Do yourself a favor. Go to Detroit, it's safer.