The 2K15 Party Kit
Introducing the Newest Product in the 2K15 line!
The BEST party kit you will EVER buy!!
As a party in a box, we at the 2K15 party guide know that the 21st century has changed the way parties are run. No longer are you spending your time talking on and on with the annoying people next to you. Instead, the party is all about keeping up with your social media to see what everyone else is doing, while posting pictures so everyone else knows what fun you are having! That is why we have your needs covered at 2K15.
Ever have your phone die at parties and forgot your charger? Or have you wanted to take the perfect Instagram pic there but didn't have the right spot? The 2K15 Party Kit is the best accompaniment to any party as it includes the ONLY things that make a party better: including chargers, a built in WiFi hotspot, a solo card game for the guest that won't stop talking, a selfie stick, green screen, props. It makes entertaining a breeze!
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Our motto is if you plan to party, party like you have no plan!
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