Girl, I'm on Fire!
Leo Valdez the Red Panda is Lookin' for Ladies
Hey lady, it's Leo Valdez the red-hot panda, or "fire fox." Either way, you get the idea of how hot I am! My thick red fur flaunts my flame. It keeps me lookin' hot 24/7, as well as the fact that I'm "warm-blooded." Seriously though?! More like boiling-hot-blooded! Hold up, wouldn't I be dead then?! Whatever, I love suffering! Anything for the ladies! I've also got four legs! Four times the good-looks! Some say they're scrawny, but hey, scrawny is the new sizzling hot! We all have our weaknesses, though. Take me for example. Us mammals have the perk of being able to give live birth and feed our young milk, but male-mals like me don't! And, I'm tragically funny and good-looking!