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advice column christian mactavish

advice column

Dear Dr.Phil,

I have read your column for years, but i never thought that i would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of woman who love too much but i'm still hurting, so i thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that the guy i love doesn't want to be in the same room with me...but the guy i love, loves my best friend. Also some weird person named Lysander loves me now.


a girl that loves too much...

Dear Helena,

I know that Demetrius doesn't love you but Lysander does. you may or may not have a chance with Demetrius but you do have a chance with Lysander.

if you want Demetrius then you'll have to get the flower from puck;(Oberons servant . After you get the flower put into his eyes to make him fall in love with you. The bad thing about this is that you will have to track down puck to get the flower, but you will be with Demetrius forever.

Another way to get Demetrius to love you is too give him money. When you give him money he'll immediately love you. The bad thing is that you will have to get a-lot of money to give him, but the good thing is that you will be with him.

Remember to take my advice into consideration . I hope that Demetrius will love you or you'll find someone who loves you for who you are. Good luck.


Dr. Phil