The Daily Report
Luke Telgenhoff, Editor-In-Chief
Behind Closed Doors
"The Crown Prince"
The Lusitania Massacre
Thousands dead in missle strike!
"I WANT YOU"
"For Sale" 160 Lands of good land said to have crude oil only $500
"Wanted" Meat packers in Chicago meat plant needed decent pay decent hour hurry limited time
"Services" Please help tell your congress no more! we'll not let the Lusitania go un avenged write now!
"Wanted" We need you women to take into the factories while our men are at war, you can contribute.
"Services" Buy your liberty bonds! Help get our men food and safety over seas.
"For Sale" Are you tired of hooking your radio up to your car and taking forever? Now at Motorola get yours!
Breaking News! Germany surrenders!
The Best To Ever Play The Game
I: Bobby, some say that you're the best to play the game. How do you feel about that?
B: I appreciate that, but I'm just here to play the game.
I: There are rumors that your time in the golf game might be over?
B: I'm afraid its true I have won many tournaments and I'm afraid my time is up.
I: Well you heard it first here, The legend of bobby jones ladies and gentlemen. For the last time the great bobby jones!