Dichotomous key

By Lucas With no Last Name

1a. If the person you are looking for has hair go to #2

1b. If the person you are looking for doesn't have hair go to #3

2a. If the person you are looking for is famous go to #4

2b. If the person you are looking for is not famous go to #5

3a. If the person you are looking for doesn't have a face, you've found "Baldus withnofaceus"

3b. If the person you are looking has a face you have encountered "Bin diesel"

4a. If the person you are looking for is not in mission impossible proceed to #6

4b. If the person you are looking for appears in mission impossible, you found "A rock!"

5a. If the guy you are looking for is still alive go to #7

5b. If the person you are looking for isn't alive you found "Tom cruise"

6a. If the person you are looking for is a male you found "Someonewho isn'tgonnabeelcted"

6b. If the person you are looking for is a female you found "A candidate"