Dichotomous key
By Lucas With no Last Name
1b. If the person you are looking for doesn't have hair go to #3
2a. If the person you are looking for is famous go to #4
2b. If the person you are looking for is not famous go to #5
3a. If the person you are looking for doesn't have a face, you've found "Baldus withnofaceus"
3b. If the person you are looking has a face you have encountered "Bin diesel"
4a. If the person you are looking for is not in mission impossible proceed to #6
4b. If the person you are looking for appears in mission impossible, you found "A rock!"
5a. If the guy you are looking for is still alive go to #7
5b. If the person you are looking for isn't alive you found "Tom cruise"
6a. If the person you are looking for is a male you found "Someonewho isn'tgonnabeelcted"
6b. If the person you are looking for is a female you found "A candidate"