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A position as Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum.

Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum Song

Why was the protein afraid to travel alone in the Endoplasmic Reticulum?

It was a ROUGH ER!!!!

Job Discription

Must be able :
Package Proteins- Pack enough proteins to carry out the hunger of a cell
Send out Proteins- transport proteins so the boss doesn't get stuffed.
Synthesis- surprise the boss with soggy donuts with his mojo.
Give a rough profile or look- we want to scare off the smooth ER
Sorting Proteins- if you cant do that , well then you will die. (Literally)

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Must have :
3 or more years as being a rough ER.
A good relationship with Ribosomes and Membrane.
Communications with Protein for 5 years.
Respect for Mr.Nucleus (Boss)

Compensation, Benefits, and Contact Information

First months Protein on Company
Automatic Bonus of first batch of protein
Regular Months Pay: Fresh batch of Ribosomes and 10 milligrams of Protein.

Insurance from bad proteins ,bad bacteria and ugly germs.
Healthcare for any work related injuries.

Contact Information
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