Seal the Deal!!
Seal the Deal!
Hi! I'm Sally the seal. I am a great joke teller and all my friends think my jokes are very seally. You'll find that out if you choose to be my date! I am full of great puns. Here are some of my favorites. What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can't TUNA FISH! And I have another one that will make you go bananas! Ape-ril showers bring may flowers and also (chimp) pansies. Ha. Classic. Anyways, if you want to be my date, you have to understand that I set very difficult life goals. When I grow up, I want to be a navy seal. HAHA I know so funny. But I'm serious. So if you can't accept my very achievable goals, then find another seal!
You- a fast, funny fish that can keep up with my sense of humor. You also have to be able to swim super speedy so we don't get eaten by and sharks. And you can not say my goals are the sealiest thing you've ever heard because that is just mean. I like fish that are not crabby and can handle super speedy getaways like ones where we are on the run from a giant shark and we end up in the Bahamas and BOOM new home. Finally, I need a fish that can fight for what he believes in! (Like me and my navy seal dreams!!)