Turkeys are very evil, eat more turkeys for Thanks giving

Turkeys are scary. Here is some evidence why:

1. Turkeys sleep in trees. They can stalk you from up there and jump on you then attack you with it's beak, and tottaly give you a heart attack

2. Wild turkies can fly at 55 miles per hour, and come zooming at you just waiting to attack you

3. When a Turkey is scared it makes a "Turk turk turk" noise

4. And finnaly, look at the picture...