Shoes with Open Toes

Are for People with Closed Minds

Think About it...

Look back at all the cultures that thought sandals were in style. The Romans? They thought if you threw money in the ocean, Neptune would bring rain. Hippies? They believed in girly things like peace, love, and the environment. Now, open toed shoes are making a comeback and look what's on T.V.
Coincidence? I think not. And do you know who else wore sandals? Joseph Stalin.

People who wear sandals are commies