Land of Band News
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Weekly News Report
From Oboes to tubas we bring you the news. The Land of Band News or L.O.B. News brings you what is happening in the Land of Band!
Old News
Oboe Hobo Dinner Tonight
The Hobo Oboe dinner is for all Oboes that don't have homes. They are taking reed donations to help the Oboes without homes.
Alto Saxophone Shot-put event on Friday!
Come to see all Alto Saxophone shot-put masters face to see who gets to take home the grand prize. Yet to be announced.
Trombone Boxing Match Tuesday
The Trombone boxing match is where Trombone boxers from all over the world fight with their slides. This is all held behind the Baritone Building on Trumpet Avenue.
Recent News
Choir Horn Raid
Today the Choir has just been raided by the Band. By raided I mean HORN RAIDED! This hasn't happened in years. A Horn Raid is where you take part of your instrument and you run through a room and blow.
Tuba Fart Sound Competition
The name sounds weird but it is very serious. I this competition you make the best fart sound with your Tuba. Sounds easy but you have to have a sound so good it sounds like a real fart. It needs to sound so good you can almost smell it.
Cookie Sale Fundraiser
This is about the cookie sale fundraiser. The Band is having a fundraiser where the students sell cookies. Really it is a lot more than cookies. It would take me forever to name everything they give out. Someone said "So now everybody is a Girl Scout." That is all I can tell you about this fundraiser, kind of.
French or English?
Everyone is confused now, is Mr.Murray turning French? After directing Au Clair De La Lune so many times he starts speaking French. Some may even say he is turning French. So the question still remains, Is Mr.Murray turning French?
Tuba VS Baritone Debate
For days now people have been debating, Tuba or Baritone. Both very similar instruments, big and play very deep. Nobody knows which one is "better''. So what is your vote, Tuba or Baritone?
ALL HAIL
TYRONE!!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!!
BAND SSR BREAKING RECORDS!!!!
First ever Band SSR started 9-3-2015. Currently it is breaking RECORDS. Two Land of Band citizens have been reading all day breaking all SSR records including Humanities, Math, Science, Health, Research and Keyboarding, General Art, and Band SSR's.
Open the Book, Read the Book, or sign the BOOK!!!!!!!!!!
D Monsters Invading Land of Band!!!
This is just in D monsters are invading down town Land of Band. They are getting worse and destroying more buildings and property. The army has tried everything to destroy them, but nothing works. They have tried killing it with swords, bullets, BOMBS. They even tried to kill it with fire. They recently found something to finally stop them. They need to KILL IT WITH WIND!!!!!!
Recognition
You have been told that this flyer has been created by the Land of Band News Team. Well really that team now includes two members: Skyler Cole and Landen Nadelson. Both in fifth grade. If you can tell we use some of Mr.Murray's and Mr.Weirich. We take some of their ideas and expand them, some. Now you now the truth.