Run Out Of Options

Budder Apple ( Rayna Kruppa)

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Dear Budder Apple,

I have read your column for years, but I would have never thought I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is that a guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me, but that's not my only problem, my best friends boyfriend loves me ,but i don't know why!!!!! The men that I love though is after my best friend! I could use some advice.

Sincerely,

Love Squared





BUDDERS' ADVICE

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Dear Love Squared,

I got your letter. The one about your trouble. I feel terrible that your that your friends boyfriend is after you. Here's what I've come up for you.

The first thing you can do is go to the love fairy in the magical forest. Best case scenario, this fairy would find the right guy and work your magic. Worst case scenario, she would find the wrong guy and tell him about you. She might find: a nerd who looks very dumb, a handsome guy whom which every girl loves, or YOUR guy.

The other option is to kidnap him. This boy you like might (emphasis in might) go along with this and finally fall in love with you. The " con" of this choice is that he would run away, put out a wanted poster on you, and try to arrest you.

This is all that I have for you. Good luck. Choose wisely.

Sincerely,

Budder Apple

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