Life would be BORING without BORON.
Why would I need Boron?
Boron, having the atomic symbol B, atomic number 5, and the atomic mass of 10.811 only cost $5 per GRAM! Boron can be used for many many handy things in life like: rocket fuel, boric acid, golf clubs, guns, knifes, and your very favorite... FIREWORKS!
Come get your Boron today... Or be boring without it.