A Summer in Saturn
Sight-seeing in Saturn
Our HUGE Rings!
We have 175,000 miles of Ring. It's made for Racing! You can also ride the roller coaster on the bottom of the rings.
Our 30 Moons!
We have 30 moons you can travel to! Use our brand new teleporters to travel to each one. Each moon contains a 'State' which has fun things to do! Our most famous on is Moon 17, With Universal Studios!
Temperature
We are 1,427 million Kilometers away from the sun. YOU WILL NOT BURN TO DEATH. There is a very, very, huge chance you will freeze. It's -178 degrees. Penguins can't even survive.
Frequently Asked Questions
WANT SOME ANSWERS FROM THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO..FREEZ- ER.....HAD FUN HERE IN SATURN!!
A: Only if you want to live about 20-30 years shorter.
Q: How do we get around?
A: Our PyroVision 7000 is a mini bus that can protect you from all circumstances, including temperature.
Saturn
This Planet has Rings. We also are light brown. Cold temperatures let only the rich people come.
Email: Saturn@OuterSpace.com
Location: 1769 Saturn Rings, Outer Space
Necesities
HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! YOU MUST BE PROTECTED IF YA DON'T WANT TO DIE! You MUST at least have a SpyHeavy brand suit, a Scout brand Helmet, and a Medic Brand Spaceship. Our smartest pilot, Nicknamed Solider, Will pilot your ship. DO NOT BRING ANYTHING LIQUID. THIS INCLUDES BUCKETS.
Our Beautiful Planet
HEY! YOU LIKE PRETTY STUFF?? Well then come to Saturn!
MEET OUR ALIENS-ER FRIENDS!
WE HAVE A LOT OF ALIE- I MEAN FRIENDS! They each have little homes that you can ..uhh...NOT...die in. You can meet them and even have them build homes for you!
Pricing
Because I'm a greedy 12 year-old kid, I'm asking you for a lot.
Pilot - $50,000
Ship - $7,000
Suit+Helmet - $17,000
Actual cost - $17.7 Million
Total cost - $17074000.7
*You might want to bring along an extra million dollars or so, each Satuny, our currency, is $100 american money.*