A Summer in Saturn

Sight-seeing in Saturn

Frequently Asked Questions

WANT SOME ANSWERS FROM THE OTHER PEOPLE WHO..FREEZ- ER.....HAD FUN HERE IN SATURN!!


Q
: Can we live here?

A: Only if you want to live about 20-30 years shorter.


Q: How do we get around?

A: Our PyroVision 7000 is a mini bus that can protect you from all circumstances, including temperature.

Saturn

This Planet has Rings. We also are light brown. Cold temperatures let only the rich people come.

Necesities

HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT IN YOUR UNDERWEAR! YOU MUST BE PROTECTED IF YA DON'T WANT TO DIE! You MUST at least have a SpyHeavy brand suit, a Scout brand Helmet, and a Medic Brand Spaceship. Our smartest pilot, Nicknamed Solider, Will pilot your ship. DO NOT BRING ANYTHING LIQUID. THIS INCLUDES BUCKETS.

Our Beautiful Planet

HEY! YOU LIKE PRETTY STUFF?? Well then come to Saturn!

MEET OUR ALIENS-ER FRIENDS!

WE HAVE A LOT OF ALIE- I MEAN FRIENDS! They each have little homes that you can ..uhh...NOT...die in. You can meet them and even have them build homes for you!

Pricing

Because I'm a greedy 12 year-old kid, I'm asking you for a lot.


Pilot - $50,000

Ship - $7,000

Suit+Helmet - $17,000

Actual cost - $17.7 Million


Total cost - $17074000.7


*You might want to bring along an extra million dollars or so, each Satuny, our currency, is $100 american money.*