We Welcome you to Mitchland!
Our Motto is: QUESADILLA!
What does QUESADILLA mean?
U is Unpopular (can still be cool)
E is Education
S is Safe
A is Athletic
D is for no DEET (no Dangerous chemicals)
I is Interesting
L is Loving
L is Lively
A is pure Awesome!
Why in the World Would You want to come Here?
The "Outside World" is Currently a Nasty Place!
In Mitchland, you have nothing to worry about! Everyone here has a place in it, based on what they are best at, what they like doing, and, though a minor requirement, how smart they are. This ensures you are always happy!
Not only that, but in Mitchland, we strive to make the highest quality products for your needs, whether it be pottery or a computer. And all that pollution in the cities is nothing here, where you either take the subway, walk, or bike to all your destinations. All fuel is used from decomposing plants and is made on the spot from last night's leftovers!
These are just a few of the exciting things awaiting you! Remember, EVERYONE is valued in Mitchland!
How does the American Dream Apply?
How is Mitchland like/unlike the dystopia in Fahrenheit 451?
What about the intellectuals?
Intellectuals, while really smart, are valued no more than a high school dropout craftsman. They do provide insight and great ideas, but are not seen as either evil or as "gods," they are as special as everyone else.
Some drawbacks to living in Mitchland are having to walk or bike everywhere, though Mitchland is a small place, horizontally. The buildings in Mitchland are very tall, which may be a pain to walk up the stairs when the escalator is broken. There is a lot of collaboration in Mitchland's economy, so there isn't much competition within Mitchland.
If a person wants to leave Mitchland at any time, they are allowed to do as they wish, and are welcome back anytime.
People who may consider this a dystopia may be just outside corporations believing we're trying to put them out of business, along with radical "non-progressives."