Praise for Tina Fey
"You'd be really pretty if you lost weight." - College Boyfriend, 1990
"Tina Fey is an ugly, pear-shaped, overrated troll." - The Internet
"Mommy, where are my pretzels?" - Tracy Morgan
Advance Praise for Bossypants
"I hope that's not really the cover. That's really going to hurt sales." - Don Fey, Father of Tina Fey
"Absolutely delicious!" - A Guy Who Eats Books
"Totally worth it." - Trees
"Do not print this glowing recommendation of Tina Fey's book until I've been dead a hundred years." - Mark Twain
"Hilarious and insightful. Laugh-out-loud funny-oh no, a full moon. No! Arrgh! Get away from me! Save yourself!" - A Guy Turning into a Werewolf
The Life of Tina Fey
- Unexpected baby
- Kindergarten accident
- Terrifying father
- Job at Summer Showtime
- Robert Wuhl
- The move to the big city (or YMCA)
- The Second City
- Saturday Night Live
- Amy Poehler
- 30 Rock
- Sarah Palin
- Baby time
Some of my favorite pictures:
My Favorite Part
My Least Favorite Part
An Important Part
Posted by Sonya in TX on 4/7/2010, 4:33 P.M.
Dear Sonya in TX,
Greetings, Texan friend! (I'm assuming the "TX" in your screen name stands for Texas and not some rare chromosomal deficiency you have. Hope I'm right about that!)
First of all, my apologies for the delayed response. I was unaware you had written until I went on tmz.com to watch some of their amazing footage of people in L.A. leaving restaurants and I stumbled upon your question.
I'm sure if you and I compare schedules we could find a time to get together and do something about this scar of mine. But the trickier question is What am I going to do? I would love to get your advice, actually. I'm assuming you're a physician, because you seem really knowledgeable about how the human body works. What do you think I should do about this hideous scar? I guess I could wear a bag on my head, but do I go with linen like the Elephant Man or a simple brown paper like the Unknown Comic? Too many choices, help!
Thank you for your time. You are a credit to Texas and Viking women both.
P.S. Great use of double question marks, by the way. It makes you seem young.
Posted by Centaurious on Monday, 9/21/2009, 2:08 A.M.
First let me say how inspiring it is that you have learned to use a computer.
I hate for our correspondence to be confrontational, but you have offended me deeply. To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. I'll leave it for others to say if I'm the best, but I am certainly one of the most dedicated trolls guarding bridges today. I always ask three questions, at least two of which are riddles.
As for "ugly, pear-shaped, and bitchy"? I prefer the terms "off-beat, business class-assed, and exhausted," but I'll take what I can get. There's no such thing as bad press!
Now go to bed, you crazy night owl! You have to be at NASA early in the morning. So they can look for your penis with the Hubble telescope.