Beau Geste is a great book!

It'll knock your socks right off of your face!

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Pretty Lights - Down The Line by Pretty Lights

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Thursday, May 23rd, 11:30am

13000 Promise Road

Fishers, IN

Imma let you finish, but Beau Geste is the greatest book of all time! -Kanye West

Beau Geste is an adventurous novel that spans countries in an epic trek led by three British-to-the-bone brothers who end up in the French Foreign Legion. Teens will easily relate to the clashing and at times boyish nature of the brothers, as well as the author's humorously vivid descriptions of the locations and characters in the book. From a multicultural perspective this book is great, full of information about English, French, and Egyptian culture. -Kanye West


Beau Geste


By Jacob "Beau Geste" Hoffman

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air