Material Safety Data Sheet
Element Name: Amazium
Atomic Mass: 142 lbs
Discoverers: Mr. Demissie and Mrs. Bayu of Nazareth, Ethiopia
Occurrence: Highly concentrated deposits found, at home, and Richardson High School. Extremely low quantities found at fast food restaurants.
Surface: Caramel Brown skin with dark brown hair and brown eyes.
Boils when... referred inferior to another.
Melts if... given love, respect and courtesy.
Can cause... aggression if shown disloyalty.
Specimens can be found in various states:
A. Exited when working out.
B. Nervous when put in high stake situations.
C. Sad when fun is taken away.Becomes stubborn and unyielding when... attaining loss.
Is repelled by... procrastination.
Is attracted to... effort, hardwork and dedication.
May explode spontaneously when... given too much homework.
Requires copious amounts of... attention.
Is inert... when drowsy and left alone.
Is impervious to... overspending.