Get the all new prefix IM!
The IMportant assistant! Im-into, not
It's Frisco's favorite new prefix! The ONLY prefix that has the letters "I" and "m."
Turn the prefix "im" into anything you want. You can even IMpersonate yourself! Look at our satisfied customers!
"I love to impersonate myself and to kiss myself!"
And from the creator himself, Antonio Escano!
"When you buy this product, you will not only get the prefix "IM," but you will also get a free pack of batteries! (no batteries included) So call now!"
It costs only 500 payments of $200! (If you want the exact price, seriously? Get a new calculator)