Indulgences!
This wonderful passage takes you reletive out of purgatory.
Luther Tetzel
Help your family!
Keep your family out of purgatory! They would do the same for you! Don't wait, now is the time! While Tetzel is still in town!
Don't listen to this idiot! His 95 thesis is crazy! God has nothing against us helping our family members! The church just wants your happiness!