"Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad"

FEEL THE RAGE!

Humans are bad! Humans are the cause of corruption! Humans are freeloaders! They are the enemy! Humans MURDER animals. They are cold-blooded killers. They take advantage of us and our products for NOTHING in return. This is why we must rise up and overthrow the evil one! Our lives will be so much better without them! Animals must rule. Join me, Comrades! We will make them pay! Join now or forever be slaves of the wretched humans!