Swag is on the risE

Thoughts on the matter

Ounces of swag

Its been said that more and more children are obtaining swag. How many ounces of swag they have is unknown at the time but knowing that they have these ounces poses a threat to the hipsters. The U.S. fears that soon a war will be waged between the hipsters and the swaggers. Sources tell is that the swaggers are much better equipped because of the sheer ounces they have.

For all we know someone with ounces of swag could be near you.