Let's Kill Some Time

Death to the Old

What we want to do

Today in our society recent retirees are struggling to sustain their retired lives in today's economy and are forced to go back to work. These people compete with younger folk who need jobs just as much as these older people do. They don't do any work but reap all the benefits of the working class. So we suggest that the retired people of the United States need to be steadily eliminated in order to save a preserve precious resources. Why does it make sense to keep them around if they in no way benefit the society?

Kill Them Your Way!


As an added bonus, you get to choose how these retirees will die! You can pick from:

  • Guillotine
  • Death Squad
  • Electric Chair
  • Poison
  • Death by watching political propaganda and/or Miley Cyrus
  • Drowned
  • Suffocated
  • Iron Maiden
  • and so much more!

What will happen

  • It will curve population to a more sustainable level and rid the country of its overcrowding problem.
  • It will provide the working demographic of 18-65 with more jobs, therefore will reduce the unemployment rate.
  • Money going towards social security and other welfare programs for retirement can be recycled in the economy and chip away at America's debt.