O S C A R
The guy you are not sure if you should claim to know
Calls himself BIG SEXY when orders coffee
and makes sure the barista says it loud enough when the order is ready. He is the guy who may have looked at your teeth. The guy you did 2 rounds of golf with on the...same day. The guy who makes homemade duck hunting paraphernalia. The loudest guy at the restaurant and church.