Don't Be Scared
👻 Week 8 🎃
🎃 BIGGEST BLOWOUT 👻
36.90 points, that's what Calvin Johnson racked up against the Cowboys.
37.16 points, that's what Cuatro Nuevers was able to beat Miley Twerks by.
Even if Miley Twerks had two Calvin Johnson's on his team he would still exit the week with a Not so satisfying L. This is Cuatro Nuevers 2nd Biggest Blowout in 3 weeks. Despite the big Blowout Cuatro still remains in 7th place and has failed to climb the ladder but also successfully not been falling down the ladder he remains in the higher ends of the bottom Five. It hurts me to say this but it's time to start considering what potential Cuatro Nuevers team has. This kid is thirsty! So thirsty he could be coming for your spot any week now.
🎃🎃🎃 SIDE NOTES FOR YOUR SPOOKED ASS 🎃🎃🎃
Speaking of WildCards you know who wasn't a wildcard Monday Night? Marshawn "the Beast" Lynch who surprised all with a pathetic 2.70 points and pretty much allowed The Squad to lose his matchup. All The Squad needed was 15 points and being a beast carrier I wouldn't have even stressed it.
You guys know who wasn't stressed this weekend? Hernandez Notso (Stressed) TE. This guy made a desperate move trading away his most valuable WRs for an Elite QB. I thought he would have got spanked but because of a manager sleeping in on the other end and also doing some last minute plug ins Hernandez Notso TE took an important win that put him up a couple ranks in the league. #Respect
This leaves 6 more weeks to playoffs and this league has very close contenders at this point no one is a shoe in.