Dichotomous Key
Pineapple Version
Which Pineapple is Which?
1B- Real... Go to #4
2A- >1 pineapple ... Pineapplus multiplus
2B- =1 pineapple... Go to #3
3A- If pineapple is worn by someone... Pineapplus costumus
3B- If the pineapple is simply clip art... Pineapplus fakus
4A- Pineapple is turned into some sort of food art... Pineapplus artus
4B- Pineapple isn't turned into food art... Go to #5
5A- Pineapple is cut in half... Pineapplus halfus
5B- Pineapple is not cut in half... Go to #6
6A- Pineapple is cut into small cubes... Pineapplus cubus
6B- Pineapple is not cut into small cubes... Go to #7
7A- Pineapple is cut so that it resembles a donut... Pineapplus circlus
7B- Pineapple doesn't resemble a donut... Go to #8
8A- Pineapple is cut into thirds... Pineapplus cutus
8B- Pineapple is not cut into thirds... Go to #9
9A- Pineapple is shorter than usual... Pineapplus shortus
9B- Pineapple looks regular... Pineapplus normalus