THE PATRIOT PARTY
"Look Out Democrats and Republicans!!!111!!!!"
The Party For The Common Man
A new political party is on the horizon!!!! Democrats and Republicans watch out for the Patriot Party!!!!!! We are for the common man, and mix conservative with liberal views to create the perfect political party. We solve practical problems and won't squabble over insignificant issues like modern political parties!
We Support Everyone!!!
Even wealthy car insurance agents like Tim Hester here.
The Common Man
Here is just one example of people we support. Even travelling vagabonds as seen in this picture will be supported by us.
"Best Political Party Since the Thirteen Colonies"
A quote by Robbie Raso, head of this party. He wouldn't be biased or anything.
What issues?
There are many issues in our country today
Including Healthcare, Immigration, Education, Social Security, and Jobs. Our party provides foolproof solutions to all of these problems and more! All we ask is your vote for Robbie Raso in the upcoming election!
Our Animal Mascot-
We chose a Mudkip due to it's bravery and prowess in combat and can defeat Donkey and Elephant Pokemon if there ever are any.
OUR INFO
Email: swagyolopatriotsyeah@aol.com
Website: www.politicsfordummies.com
Location: 1234 Market Street, Philadelphia, PA
Phone: 555-555-5555
Facebook: facebook.com/#yolo
Twitter: @yolo