Putrid Pency Preportory
Transform your Son into a Phoney
So why is it so good?
Well when all the last resorts fail there is always PPP. Parents you dont have to worry this place is in the middle of no where. There is no chance of excape. Your son will have the best stay of his life. You know why we know that, beucase none of our students left our facilitys. Even though there isnt any cizilization for 50 miles. One way in and one way out it is by our students van, that comes once a week. The breath taking views of our vast bare lands make it an incredable learning experiance.
Ackley
I have not brushed my teeth in days and nobody gives me crap for that. I love it here. If I become your new dorm buddy I will barge into your room like nobody business. My best new scare is when everybody asleep I get into there rooms and stare at them until they wake up and boy your should see the looks on there faces. The best part is that there is nobody to reprimand me.
Stradlater
Eh I like it. Do the stuff that I want to do when i want to do it. I don't care how I look. So what my razor blade is full of gunk I don't care. I really hope my roommate does not mind because he has no choice. I beat someone up once for tell me how I looked. I punched that SOB like nobodies business, next thing you know it he was down for the count.
Phoebe
Hey parents I have a brother that goes to PPP. I think he is really enjoying his stay. He hasn't wrote me back yet. I always write him letters but he dose not write me back. But he recently got kicked out of PPP for the fourth time, so I get to see him.
Best Teacher of The award goes to Mr. Vinson!!
Mr. Vinson do you have anything to say about winning this award? " You better believe it. I cant believe I one this award, I mean our average grade in our class is a 66% and I got nominated. I am stunned and impressed. Oral expressions it is more like Oral thoughts with no filter. My students are nasty to one another and I just sit in the back of class eating Bomb Bombs literally. "