Interview with Margaret White
" Neighborhood Nutcase "
Failed Interview of the month
Margaret White, mother of one/ widower/Christian Fundamentalist, has explained that our children are "in danger." As soon as I walked up to this house, I was skeptical if I should walk in or not. The paint was peeling from the house interior; the screen door had multiple holes in it, but hey, business is business. I walked through the door and was greeted by the burning of incense and unholy like chanting. I knocked on the wall and heard a thump above me, then a collapse down the stairs. She came up to me, fists beating on my chest, saying " let the sin escape you before you come into the house that is sacred." She was repeating it and repeating it, I was questioning whether i should leave while I can but as soon as I tried she pulled me right into the living room and sat me on a nearby stool. She screamed at me " THE YOUTH OF TODAY IS IN GRAVE DANGER!!" I was done with the funny business so I gathered ,y things and left. The madness of one house is good enough for an editor my age. I should quit. Could probably invest in a nice asylum, become an occupant of it.