Build a Clone Workshop
Where best clones are made!
Have you ever loved yourself so much that you wanted to just clone yourself?
Well now you can! For only a purchase of $150,550 you can stop on by at Build a Clone Workshop and build your clone. All you have to do is donate all 46 of your chromosomes (and pay only $150,550) and we will do the rest!
Just look at our happy customers who purchased a clone!
Joe M.
My clone is stupid. It keeps jumping off the couch, hurts itself, comes to cry to me, and jumps off the couch again and just repeats itself. And look it doesn't even look like me.
Matthew P.
This place completely ripped me off. I saw the store, I paid for a clone, and waited 9 months and they gave me a baby that's someone else's.
Stephan F.
It sucks. Don't do it.
What is cloning?
Cloning is when you make an identical copy of something whether it'd be a monkey, a mouse, or a human. When you clone you must have some DNA and an egg from any female from the same species as the DNA. Because DNA has 46 chromosomes, when you put in in the egg the egg will think that it is fertilized and will start its development.
Specials/Contact
If you call the number on this flyer you will get a 2% discount on your final purchase!
Email: Buildaclone@gmail.com
Website: Buildaclone.com
Location: Over there
Phone: 16374728282
Facebook: facebook.com/Buildaclone
Twitter: @Buildaclone
Chat
Ryan Y- I think cloning people or anything is just dumb. Everybody in this world has feelings and it's not fair for the clone to not be normal.
Jeffery H- Ryan...be quiet. I understand your argument but I think cloning is kind of cool.
Ryan Y- sooooo?