COME TO THE NEW BRITAIN. AUSTRALIA!
Only ₤10 and you will have land, a job and bonuses.
Hello British Citizens
- Are you having to live in a house that was blown to bits by the bombs?
- Did your business or workplace get destroyed leaving you pennyless?
- Are you struggling to make ends meet in the motherland?
- Are you Under 45, in good health and wanting a better life with better pay and even a block of land?
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THEN LOOK NO FURTHER BECAUSE HERE IN THE WHITE MAN'S LAND: AUSTRALIA! WE HAVE EVERYTHING! EVEN A CHANCE TO BRING BACK YOUR BUSINESS BETTER THAN EVER!
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So come on down to the down under and join the 80,000 people just like you who have already arrived!
Many Advantages!
The advantages of coming to australia include:
- Your very own peice of Australia to build on
- Many opportunities
- Good pay
- Guaranteed jobs
- You get to see the amazing southern cross star constellation
- And many more
Just Some Features Of Australia
Huge Country
You can live anywhere since australia is 7,617,930 square kilometres !
Marvellous Wildlife
Many new creatures to discover!
Excellent Beaches
Swim for the first time in our pristine waters just off our sandy beaches.
So Dont Delay! Come To Australia!!!
Contact/Purchase Details
COST: ₤10
WHERE TO BUY: Australia House, Strand, London, United Kingdom
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(SMALL PRINT)
- Non Europeans need not apply
- You must be in good health
- You must be under 45
- You must undergo a dictation test in any European language
Email: Australia.House@BogusEmailaddress.com
Website: www.immi.gov.au/
Location: Australia House, Strand, London, United Kingdom
Phone: 29854389678546854376543
Facebook: facebook.com/AustraliaHouse
Twitter: @Australiahouse