The One-in-a-Million Party
For the Few Like You, We Know How You Do!
Vote One-In-A-Million!
Why vote OIAM? Why not! We represent the views of the people, and in these trying times where corrupt politicians and socialism are on the rise, a voice of reason is what this country needs. Will you stand up for the original ideas of the founding fathers and help reestablish common-sense legislature? Will you join the OIAM Party?
Our Views As A Party
We believe in the rights laid down by our forefathers; and we believe in the right of the people to act. We believe that people should have control of their lives AND their healthcare. Guns? Have 'em. Border control? UP THE ANTY. When it comes to keeping the people safe, what better protection is there than the people themselves?
Our "Poster-Child"
Finding an unused party logo is tough, so instead of a lousy animal, our logo is a PHARMACOLOGIST!
The Man Behind The End of Madness
Starting this controversial party, he was highlighted in a recent issue of INNOVATIONS, and is credited with the destruction of allergies as we know them.
CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS
Our party is supported by none other than the one; the only; NICOLAS CAGE
Do I need to say more?