Fictional Gazette
English Stephenson
Entering marathon with a broken leg?...
Tom Garett said "I think Zebra is stupid and does not know what he is getting himself in to.
Grace Lilly says " I think Zebra is very brave. He is a fantastic runner, but I'm afraid he might hurt himself worse by doing the marathon.
Erin Crest says " Zebra is out of his mind. He has a broken leg!!!!!! Doesn't he want to heal at all?
Photo of Zebra taken by photographer, Ellie Ramsey
Dear English,
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-English
Obituary's
Ms. Banks died this Sunday at age 70. She was a very loving person who would take anyone in if they needed help. She lived in New York by herself and always respected everyone. She will be greatly missed.
Wanted!
Jimmy Valentine has been reported for a series of break in's in many different banks. He is a tall man with dark brown hair, eyes, and mustache. He has a signature mark he leaves on every vault lock he picks. He leaves 3 drill holes in the shape of a triangle. He is also known to carry a briefcase full of his lock picking tools. He was last seen in the town of Elmore. If seen please call (270)-375-0583.
Photo in family home of Jimmy Valentine
Sports
Antonio Cruz and Felix Vargas are going head to head in a boxing match next Friday. They are known to be best friends and have been like brothers to each other all their life. People around the area are saying that their friendship will fall apart after this match. Felix said "I know someone will have to win and I want it to be me, but at the same time I wan Antonio to win because we stick together through everything. I think I will try and knock him out so it will be less harsh." Antonio said " I love my best friend or, brother rather, more than any boxing match. We stay together through everything. I will probably try to hit the first knock out so we don't have to lengthen the match." Who do you think will win the match?