Connor's Crazy Creative Poetry
By: Connor Christian
Short, Quick, To The Point Poems
Haiku poem
The swerving deer
That jumped over the fence
Was a coyote
Limerick poem
There was a young boy from New York,
Who got constantly stabbed by a fork.
When he said, "I will hurt you"
The grown man got scared when the boy said, "BOO"
Which pleased the young boy from New York
Blank verse
My pencil is always dull,
It dropped from my desk to the floor,
It was sitting: it was also under a chair,
Then eventually turned into dust
Cinquain poem
These three
Are noisy things:
The bouncing ball... The second
before the night... The paper of one
dead tree
Acrostic poem
P: people eating food constantly will get big
O: orange slices are the best fruit you'll ever eat
P: puppy's are awesome, they always like to cuddle
C: cats are very obnoxious they always try to scratch
O: octopuses feel like a super slimy banana
R: Roses make everyone feel happy.
N: needles make animals feel really scared.
I wish poem
I wish
I didn't have monsters in my closet
And cows under my bed
And a pig in my freezer
I wish
I had a million dollars before I'm
An adult
I wish
I had a house that is a t he top of a very tall
Tree and a ladder that could float me to the top
I wish
That a super hero could fly around
the world and give every one a free penny
That would always give us good luck
And I wish
People would stop doing drugs
So the world would be a better place
I wish
I could speak to animals
That way when I tell them
To do something they will do it.
I wish
I were a dirt bike
So I could ramp things
And also make a cool noise
I used to poem
I used to be a clock
Always ticking when they hand hit 12
And I stopped the clock to make people mad
But know I'm a book
Full of very descriptive words
They read all my pages
Every time the touch my pages it tickles
I used to think my mom would ground me for the rest of my life
My sister wants me too
I don't like her
I used to feel the ocean water
But know I feel fresh water
I used to be a water bike with a propeller
Now I'm a boat
And you can drive me anywhere
I used to be a potato
Making every one laugh
But now I'm a tomato
Making people frown
Clerihew poem
Connor Christian
Looked like Ben Dixon,
He was really awesome
And had a pet possum
Payton manning
Was so hot he started fanning,
People thought he was old
But he thought they were wimpy and cold
Terse verse
Something In The Mail
"Quail"
"Mail"
Funny Animals
"Funny"
"Bunny"
Found poems
Deer Hunting
That deer
Was really
Fast until
The bullet
Hit his
Chest
He fell to
The ground
I load him
Up
And took him
For a drive